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Grillo Spugnology Audit

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Relax yourself and answer as truthfully as possible.

1. I am repulsed by Grillo yet also strangely attracted.

    True
    False
2. I last messed my pants in:
    infancy
    childhood
    adulthood
3. Given the choice, I would prefer to be stranded naked at:
    Turfland Mall
    Victorian Square
    the corner of Euclid and Woodland
4. How many Atomic Fire Balls are in Grillo's pocket right now?
    One
    Two
    Three
5. I sometimes suffer from hallucinations.
    True
    False
6. Who is a more important artist, besides Grillo?
    Basquiat
    Dali
    Pollock
7. I sometimes feel that central Kentucky exerts some sort of mysterious unknown force that keeps people here who really don't want to be here.
    True
    False
8. Who is stupidest, besides Grillo?
    Carrot Top
    Pee Wee Herman
    Pauly Shore
9. I am often tempted to do inane, juvenile, shocking and disgusting acts simply to annoy normal citizens.
    True
    False
10. G'herrmmgggunurgengang, Gottenderhimmlen mit spleeb und glockentag grossmutterlich gefalligkeit un poco de goigy-pung hrrrrrghmmm'ngh and sploit.
    Herna-merna-ba-gweeee
    phlombo-keebler
    Spappy ogo with Gurn



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